28/11/07

και παλι τον Ιανουαριο του 2006 εγραψα αυτο.........


ok so here goes once again. the ever eternal subject of women and thier mentality
1. there is a woman i care about deeply, she knows who she is, but she regards me as the plague. she says she loves meand always will but gets pissed when i dont talk – grow up dammit the whole world does NOT revolve around you.

2. Woman number 2 , a secretary at work, young , drop dead gorgeous, full of ambition but sadly she is blonde and beleive me it is her natural colour – just plain stupid, no sense of mentality in that one. good for a lay and thats it nothing more nothing less.

3.Women drivers – OMFG where do they get thier lisences from? the local supermarket?? today for instance driving to work in the morning , on the freeway i was doing about 130km/h and this Audi S3 pulls up next to me driven by this bird not a day over 21 ( nice sugardaddy you found there babe ) and she starts hooting at me because i’m going too slow while she has the rear view mirror at some wierd angle so that she can apply her fake face!! – she got the finger and a polite “blow me” and i dropped to 4th and pulled away.

4. Last but not least, the girl next door, i mean WTF? she knows i can see into her bedroom, she wont close curtains, she gets undressed iin front of the window every night knowing that i’m there, waks around with nothing on but a g-string and when you think that all she wants is to get nailed and you go over * to borrow something from your gorgeous neighbour* she acts all innocent!! again WTF???

i still stand by my beleifs, women were put on this earth to drive us insane and if one comes up to me and convinces me otherwise i will sing God Save The Queen – Naked in Trafalgar Square or in Hillbrow – her choice :D

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